I'd like to thank you, Liam, for making my abdomen so large that I can't bend over.
You see, your Dad and I went on a date last night and I ordered spaghetti.
BIG mistake!
From my over-sized belly, I was unable to lean close to my plate and eat like a lady.
I ended up getting spaghetti sauce dropped down the front of my shirt.
I will never make fun of you when you have on a bib. I now understand the necessity of it.
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